he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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