windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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