my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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