am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Randomize
