Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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