so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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