CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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