So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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