He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
