once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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