i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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