I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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