I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
it hurts more in the daytime
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We talked him into tasing himself.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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