The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
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She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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