I'm eating all of the evidence.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
soo... how was my night?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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