I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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