All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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