I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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