So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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