he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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