he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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