it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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