these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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