Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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