4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
