just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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