on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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