No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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