If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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