can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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