omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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