Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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