Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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