here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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