school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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