it's great music for shaving your balls
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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