no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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