How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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