i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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