you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
accomplished twins. life is a go
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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