It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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