i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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