the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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