she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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