I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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