i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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