new low.... made out with someone while peeing
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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