all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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