I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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