I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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