yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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