i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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