I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
